Happy St Paddys Day
Not a limerick, I know laddies, but bawdy none the less!!!
when infants laugh
now that's a gas
Art they say
is a matter of taste
if you disagree.........
I smell a disgrace
Mischief plays in the bubbles
children always finding trouble
serious no one can be
when blowing air, and laughing free
A petite ballerina named Tina
Seemed serene but she couldn’t be meaner
When she got in the sack
She was on the attack
At the size and the shape of his ‘wiener’
Her suitors would then try to dodge her
After insults on their little todger
But listen up guys
I have a surprise
She’s transgender and she was once Rodger!
By Jan Allison