The Poetry of Arthur Vaso

LLimerick Castle

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Happy St Paddys Day

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Not a limerick, I know laddies, but bawdy none the less!!!
Bubbles
 
So magical
when infants laugh
blowing bubbles
now that's a gas
 
Art they say
is a matter of taste
if you disagree.........
I smell a disgrace
 
Mischief plays in the bubbles
children always finding trouble
serious no one can be
when blowing air, and laughing free


The Gardener
 
Her lady garden needed a mowing
His love juices were readily flowing
He made it his mission
To get in position
Now his seed he is happily sowing


By Jan Allison
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TERRIFYING TINA


A petite ballerina named Tina

Seemed serene but she couldn’t be meaner
When she got in the sack
She was on the attack
At the size and the shape of his ‘wiener’
 
Her suitors would then try to dodge her
After insults on their little todger
But listen up guys
I have a surprise
She’s transgender and she was once Rodger!

By Jan Allison

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Lampshades and Hangovers


Wearing a LAMPSHADE when I woke from this bed
All sorts of pounding still in my head
Need some grease
A HANGOVER release
Oh how I think I'd be better off dead

By Tim Smith
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Jan Is Not A Smelly Tart

I must admit that I have sinned
In the category of breaking wind
I told Jan she was a smelly old fart
Dang Auto Correct....I meant to say
Jan is a" sweetie who's smart"
Sorry for the miscommunication
A little fun on flatulation

By Tim Smith
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